no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Hippo gnu deer
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
