how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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