People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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