i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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