there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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