we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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