I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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