The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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