I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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