Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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