So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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