Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Randomize