Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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