Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
ugly people sure do ruin things
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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