It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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