all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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