She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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