That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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