I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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