But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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