i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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