She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
