I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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