I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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