If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My vagina is officially offended.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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