talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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