He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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