i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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