why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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