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(845): View more from New York

Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

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(816): View more from Missouri

You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fuck now we have to have sex

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What?

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In a bet, need to win

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did

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(334): View more from Alabama

Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?

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(207): View more from Maine

Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...

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(630): View more from Illinois

He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.

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(229): View more from Georgia

i've got three words. i. was. spanked.

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