At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
