Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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