Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
