i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
