i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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