Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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