i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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