I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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