I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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