I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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