happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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