so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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