i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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