I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
