Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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