another moral hangover. fuck.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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