last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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