Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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