Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I want you more than these girls want KFC
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You need Xanax blowdarts
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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