Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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