Its about making memories worth repressing
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I FOUND THE LEGS
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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