Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'm really busy with my period
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